"WINDOZE EXPERIENCES" (AKA: 'IF DR. SEUSS WERE A TECHNICAL WRITER') Here's an easy game to play, Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And clicking on the icon puts your Window in the trash, And your data is corrupted because the index is all hash, Then your situation's hopeless and you system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets try to tunnel on another protocol, Then you'll be repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. If your screen is all distorted by the side effects of Gauss, And your icons in the Window are as wavy as a souse, Then you might as well reboot it and go out with a bang, 'Cause sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy is getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause you unnecessary risc, Then you'll have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Go quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! You can't say this? What a shame sir! We will have to find you, A better game, sir! Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: Macintosh.