BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND...POOPIE HUMOR!

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GHOST PooPIE:	the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no 			poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN PooPIE:	the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but 			there is nothing on the paper.  
WET PooPIE:		the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels un-				wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt 			and your underwear, so it won't stain your pants.
2nd WAVE PooPIE:	it happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your 				pants up and you realize that you have to poop some more.
POP-A-VAIN-IN-YOUR-HEAD PooPIE:	the kind where you strain so hard to get it 			out, you practically have a stroke.
RICHARDS SIMMONS PooPIE:	you poopie so much, you lose 30 pounds.
LINCON LOG PooPIE:	the kind that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without 			breaking it into little pieces.
GASSY PooPIE:	it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
CORN PooPIE:	self-explanitory.
GEE, I WISH I COULD PooPIE, PooPIE:		it's the kind where you want to 				poopie, but all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and 			fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP PooPIE:	that's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it 			was leaving sideways.
WET CHEEKS PooPIE (THE POWER DUMP):		the kind that comes out so fast, your 			cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID PooPIE:	the kind where yellowish brown liquid shoots out of your butt 			so fast and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN FOOD PooPIE:	it smells so bad that the room you're in has to be 				condemned.
UPPERCLASS PooPIE:	the kind that thinks their poopie doesn't stink.
FISHERMAN'S BOBBER PooPIE:	that's the kind where your in a public restroom 			and there are two people waiting for your stall, you poopie it 			out and flush two times, but several golf-ball size pieces are 			still floating above the water line.
AMBUSH PooPIE:	this kind never occurs at home, but usually at a party or 				while playing golf.  It is the result of trying to fart just a 			little, but you end up with trouser chili and you walk away 			bow-legged for the rest of the day.


--AUTHOR UNKNOWN