THE CONSTITUTION OF LOVE

We, the Lovers of the Heart, in Order to Form a More Perfect Kiss, Enable the Mighty Hug, and to Promote to Whom We Please, but Please the One We Kiss:

Article #1-Statement of Love-The Kiss

1. On the Hand--I Adore You
2. On the Cheek--Just Friends
3. On the Neck--I Want You
4. On the Lips--I Love You
5. On the Ear--Just Joking
6. Anywhere Else--Don't Get Carried Away!!!!!
7. Looking into Your Eyes--Kiss Me
8. Hands on the Waist--I Love You Too Much to Let You Go

Article #2-The Three Steps

1. Girl--if a boy gets too fresh, you have the right to slap him
2. Boy--if a girl slaps you, kiss her
3. Boy and Girl--close your eyes, it's rude to stare

Article #3-The Three Commandments

1. Thou shalt not squeeze too hard
2. Thou shalt not ask for a kiss, thou shalt take one
3. Thou shalt kiss on every opportunity

Article #4-Must

1. After reading this, you must kiss the person who gave you this unless they are of the same sex, or too far away.

Article #5-Consequences

After reading this, you must make 7 copies in seven days to seven people, or you will have 7 years of bad luck.

Remember...
A Peach Is a Peach,
A Plum Is a Plum,
A Kiss Ain't a Kiss,
Without Some Tongue.
So Open Your Mouth,
And Close Your Eyes---
And Give Your Tongue...
Some Exercise!!!!!!!!!

Jason M. Baker
University of Pennsylvania
School of Nursing


-"The only things in life that we regret are the risks we don't take"

GRUMPY OLD MEN