Have You Ever Wondered About Cows?

Does low fat milk come from skinny cows in Somalia?
Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
Does sour milk come from "Old biddy" cows?
Does evaporated milk come from cows living in Arizona?
Do Milk Duds come from stupid cows in Arkansas?
Does coconut milk come from South Pacific Island cows?
Does soymilk come from the Adventist Tofu Cow?
You can buy butter milk, so why can't you buy margarine milk?
Does condensed milk come from "condensed" cows from Japan?
How many condensed cows can you fit on your hard drive?
How do they uncondense cows stored on your hard drive?  By using Pkow unzip?
Why do cows lick their noses?  Wouldn't you if your tongue was long enough?
Why am I asking these questions?
Why are you reading them?

by Shelby Goertzen