THREE CABALLEROS A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another sip, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid-air. The Californian looks at him and says,"What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap." A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of Champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The Oregonian can't believe this and says, "What the heck did you do that for??? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!" The Californian says "In California there's plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap." So a while later the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Henry Weinhard's River Road Ale. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddle bag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Californian. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the heck did you do that!?" The Oregonian says, "Well, in Oregon, we have plenty of Californians, but bottles are worth a nickel."